The following was posted at 1:06 AM on August 18, 2023.
"Ah, an owl! Yes, apologies in advance for the tangent, but I was visited by Leslie the other day. Leslie Prestige, one of the six senior operations directors of our humble facility, to be precise.. Now, what was he visiting for? Oh yes, that's it, he was curious about my 'pet project' as he had described it. It appears the simulation is garnering eyes here and there, amusing those passing through my office now and then. A roaring success, hmm? Ah, perhaps too soon to deliver oneself such an award, hah!"
Odell Scout, Senior Talent Manager
Machina Nostra Innovations