SYSTEM: The system has accurately made the decision to classify the former star charter, Amine Ghallab, as a 'permablob' individual. Recorded weight exceeds levels of both obesity and morbid obesity alike. Likely-hood of ever losing one's weight is a flat zero percent. Body in past data packet has more-than happily adjusted to the excessive weight and regards it as its 'default' status as far back as two weeks prior to this data packet. System is still debating subject's status as a wizard, stand-by.
The following is recreated from events dated November 21, 2020.
AUDIO: Silence of the individual accompanies slight warbling noises from excessively large body settling into place. Regular humming of the cavern persists, along with chime-like noises emitted from stray crystals. Water splashes mildly under subject, confirming most of the spring is underneath them at this point or merely spread about in smaller puddles around the cavern. No hunger pangs recorded from individual, confirming sustenance system still persists despite odd and logic-snapping situation at hand.
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